Alright lads, pack it in, time to go home. It's over, no more Trump jokes. We're done.
Because Lindsay Lohan said so. That's why.
Wading into the discussion of Trump offering to pay for the treatment of critically ill infant Charlie Gard, Lindsay told the world to stop #bullying The Don and instead support him. She later tweeted that actually the Trumps were nice people.
While that's all well and good (it's not, but no one's allowed to bully him anymore so...), Lindsay might want to reassess her opinion on the President after having another listen to what he's had to say about her in the past.
In an interview with American shock jock DJ Howard Stern from 2004 that's resurfaced, Trump was his usual, classy self when he asked the host how attractive he thought the then 18-year-old was.
"I think she's hot," Stern replied.
"There's something there, right?," Trump said. "But you have to like freckles. I've seen a, you know, close up of her chest and a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles?"
Stern said he was not, before asking Trump if he could imagine "having sex" with Lohan.
"She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed," Trump said.
"How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?"
That's your president America, just don't bully him, ok?