You can't blame football players for indulging themselves over the summer break. They spend most of their days knocking back plain salmon salads. Their blood type is Lucozade Sport Orange. They have the money to afford the most decadent dishes on Earth, and they should get the opportunity to chow down once in a while.
The problem only comes when they're drafted in on their first day back to model their team's unforgivingly tight new kit – just ask Henrikh Mkhitaryan.
Manchester United uploaded an image of the winger in their new kit yesterday, and fans were quick to point out that the Armenian international wasn't exactly in peak condition. United duly deleted the image, but not before Twitter users got a few barbs in: