Last week, we reported how Real Madrid starlet Marco Asensio had to miss a Champions League game after a leg-shaving accident left him with a grizzly injury.
The intense preening regimes of many modern footballers meant that it was only a matter of time before we saw some vain pain, but one former Premier League midfielder is less than happy with the news.
Can you guess who it is?
Sitting down with ITV, Manchester United legend Roy Keane shook his head in disbelief as fellow pundit Lee Dixon defended the Madrid crock.
Dixon's not the only one who thinks people should ease off Asensio. Phil Neville defended him on Radio 5 Live, saying:
"When I go for a massage and I have hairy legs I come out in rashes and I get infections in my legs and I can't pull my socks up then and I can't play football,"
Unfortunately for Phil, the comparisons end there.