Liam Gallagher Has Some Sage Advice On How To Fly

"I just sit there like that and say to the missus, 'Are we there yet?'"

As anyone who's ever read about Oasis' infamous ferry incident will know, Liam Gallagher isn't a particular good traveler.

Which makes us wonder: how has the acerbic front-man dealt with his countless continent-hopping world tours over the past few decades? If you'd expect anyone to get chucked off a plane, it's Liam Gallagher (mid-flight perhaps, if brother Noel is on board).

Well, Liam recently revealed a few tricks he employs to stay calm while globe-trotting to the Daily Telegraph, and they're worth listening to.

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"Don't read. F*** reading.

"What do I do? I just sit there and stare out the window. Pure mind control, mate. I'm a zen c***, me. I don't need to read a book to turn off. I don't drink on a plane anymore either, 'cause I just end up getting f***ing w***ered.

"Have a kip. Might watch the odd little film for half an hour, then I'm bored of that. So I just stare out the window, man. I can entertain myself in there [taps his temple].

"I just sit there like that and say to the missus, 'Are we there yet?' She's like, 'No, we've not taken off yet.'

Words that could have come from the mouth of the Delai Lama himself. Namaste, Liam.