Do you think Drake ever has those pre-party nerves where he worries that no one's going to show up? That he's paid for all this Cristal and Hennessy; black caviar from the Caspian sea and Kobe beef sliders flown in on a private jet, only for all of his close friends to send that text an hour before it's all about to start, just while he's finalising the playlist, to say that they're ill, or their French bulldog has died, or that The Rock is throwing a bigger party, "sorry bro".
Of course he doesn't, he's Drake, the kind of celebrity who can even get Leonardo DiCaprio and the infamous 'Pussy Posse' – well, Tobey Maguire – to attend his birthday party. Which is exactly what happened when, according to People, October's Very Own celebrated his 31st at hot new L.A. nightclub Poppy.
As well as Leo and, err, Tobey, Drake's Bar mitzvah-themed birthday party guest-list featured Jamie Foxx, Usain Bolt, Hailey Baldwin and his dad, the burgeoning R&B superstar Dennis Graham, who also performed.
While there aren't any photos of Leo and Aubrey together, there are plenty of just Drake having a really good time in a room full of people who didn't sack off his party to watch Planet Earth with the sound turned off on the sofa in their pants... which has definitely never happened to us.
Happy birthday to you, Aubrey and all of your
hangers-on friends. And happy birthday every day to you, Leonardo DiCaprio.
Tobey Maguire... go and get a real job.