Watch Chelsea Perform The Worst Bit Of Defending In Football History

Lads, what are you doing?

There are pros and cons to having an Italian manager.

Without meaning to dip to heavily into tired stereotypes (but doing so anyway), you're likely to have a long-locked live-wire on the touchline. A man who wears his heart on his impeccably tailored sleeve, and isn't afraid to throw an underperforming player under the bus when a microphone is shoved in his face.

On the plus side, you'll never have to worry about your defence. He'll craft a tough and organised Serie A style unit that works in telepathic tandem to frustrate all comers.

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Or will he?

In fairness to Antonio Conte's Chelsea team, they've boasted one of the best back-lines in recent Premier League history – but there's really no excuse for this embarrassing lapse during their demolition by Roma in the Champion's League last night.

At least they kept their shape…