Gary Lineker: "So, Portugal ran out very comfortable winners in the end over North Korea. What conclusions did you draw from this 7-0 rout?"
Hansen: "Well, for me, it was all about two banks of four and, of course, passing, pace, penetration, passion..."
Hansen: "Aye, the piping. I was wondering when you were going to bring that up. Who did you nick the shirt off - an escaped convict?"
Lineker: "What you might call, a get out of jail free shirt..." (self satisfied smirk to camera)
Shearer: "I rather like it actually"
Hansen: "I think I'm going to sneeze"