While ruminating where to plonk your cross today why not procrastinate just that little bit longer by diverting yourself with three of our favourite online election games. They’re free so they’re probably not going to help anyone out of the debt crisis but if you still haven’t made your mind up you’re probably not too worried about that are you?
DOWNING STREET FIGHTER
Pull the UK out of recession, battle it out for truth and freedom but beware the Blair Witch - a monster hybrid of Tony and Margaret and her new recruit Gillian “bigoted woman” Duffy.
Parachute your party into power by speedily manoeuvring the safe seats to catch the floating votes. If that’s one political analogy too far just think of it as a very fast pacman that’s strangely addictive - in a pleasingly moronic way.
PARTY PIGEON SHOOTING 3D
Choose the party you dislike the most (the easy bit!) and shoot down as many of their flyers as you can. Funnily, our aim steadily improved when Dave’s fat face hoved into view. . .