1 | You wake up on a Sunday and think it's a good day for a bonfire.
2 | You're starting to understand corduroy. In jacket form.
3 | You can't see what all the fuss is about. Just generally.
4 | You've realised there's a big hole in your Spotify collection marked jazz.
5 | You quite fancy Emily Maitliss.
6 | If you're making two cups of tea at home, you only use one bag.
7 | You understand the benefits of going for a walk. Just because.
8 | You look longingly at the space available in a Volvo V70.
9 | You've started to ask staff at your local which guest ales they have on.
10 | You've started to watch the TV weather, all the way through to the end.
11 | You're on nodding terms with the guys at the dump.
12 | Porridge is your go to breakfast.
13 | You now understand the in jokes on radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.
14 | You've recently told colleagues you're starting a lifetime ban on "expensive, frothy coffees".
15 | You can't lie in past 8am on a Saturday.
16 | You own a pair of walking boots. And they cost more than your trainers.
17 | You're considering an upgrade on your hand saw.
18 | You know the average annual house price in your area since 2005.
19 | When you find a sweater you like you buy three.
20 | You can't name a single DJ on radio 1.
21 | You still use the word DJ.
22 | You spend more time on your nose hairs than you do on your actual hair.
23 | You're developing a growing fascination with Churchill.
24 | You choose cheeseboard over dessert.
25 | You can't stand it when footballers spit, or swear at the referee.
26 | You're starting to put an irrationally high value on 'a good view'.
27 | You think internet list features are a bit juvenile.