Why Gareth Bale Moving To Madrid Will Be A Terrible Mistake

He's always wanted to play Spanish style football. No doubt, the pay rise has been hefty.

But entering the domain of Cristiano Ronaldo – being more expensive than Cristiano Ronaldo – leaves Gareth Bale in serious danger of being transformed from a Welsh-boyo-done-good to a galáctico.

If in 12 months from now the 23-year-old is naming his first born child Gareth Balechanging his haircut at half time and posing like Zoolander with a six-pack, we'll know a potential British legend has been lost for good. 

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Don't do it, Gareth! (And good luck).

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