Worse than ballooning it over the bar. Worse than hitting it straight at the keeper. Let’s face it: this penalty from Nenad Mirosavljević is worse than slipping over John Terry-style and landing on your backside.
The Serbian striker’s spot kick, which occurring during a clash between Cukaricki and Radnicki, is so woeful because whatever he had planned in his head was clearly so majestic.
We’ll never know what that was, of course. But thanks to the internet, we have what really happened to savour for a long, long time.