15 New Words You Need When Talking About Tinder

It's changed dating forever. Now, it's after your vocabulary

Tinsidertrick
Closing and reopening Tinder so everyone who's already liked you appears at the top.

Tindilemma
When you see a friend's girlfriend on Tinder and don't know whether to tell him or not.

Tindiscreet
The unnerving sight of a group of women playing Tinder in your vicinity while howling with laughter.

Tin-der-der-deeeeeeeer
The ominous feeling you get when your friends accidentally see your profile picture and you know a piss-taking is about to commence.

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Tindersurprise
When someone looks far hotter in their second or third photo than their first.

Tinderella
The one that got away (by never swiping back).

Scattindergun
The tactic of swiping everyone right without looking just to increase your matches.

Tincest
When you see a friend, and swipe them right anyway.

Tincredulous
How you feel when someone you've been chatting to suddenly stops replying for no reason.

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Tindeterminable
When you've been through someone's photos several times and still can't decide whether they're hot or not.

Tinderspicious
When someone's face is hidden in all of their photos.

Tinderwipe
When, in a moment of self-loathing, you delete Tinder from your phone.

Tindred spirit
When you get chatting to someone just as drunk as you.

Tindercallitaday
When you get the 'there are no more matches in your area' message and realise you've exhausted a 10km radius of London.

Tindisposed
When you Tinder while on the toilet. Which let's face it, is now every time you're in there.

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