Poor old Ronaldo.
Like his long-term rival Lionel Messi, the Portuguese arrived in Brazil with the mantra he-will-never-be-a-true-great-untill-he-performs-at-a-World-Cup ringing in his ears.
And while his less glamorous counterpart has done just that, dragging Argentina to two victories they barely deserved with Maradona-channelling solo efforts, Cristiano has been restricted largely to show-boating and the odd sublime assist over the course of one humiliating defeat and one pretty embarrassing draw.
Still, no one does ‘tekkers’ quite like Ronaldo, as this Vine from last night’s 2-2 with USA shows. Be honest, if Portugal fail to qualify from their group we’re all going to miss him a bit.