The Worst Advice From The Best Show On Netflix

How not to live your life in 11 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' quotes

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It's safe to say that It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia holds a firm position in the list of the most underrated sitcoms. With 9 seasons under its belt (all of which are currently available on Netflix), the show has yet to recieve the traction other long-running sitcoms usually have this late in their lifecycle.

With news that the show is launching its own self-help book; ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The 7 Secrets In Awakening the Highly Effective Four-Hour Giant, Today’, it may just help the show gain a little more deserved momentum outside the US. 

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The book stands as a self-help guide written from the perspective of the shows main characters. Charlie (Charlie Day), Frank (Danny DeVito), Mac (Rob McElhenney) and fraternal twins Dennis and Deandra aka “Sweet Dee” (Glenn Howerton and Kaitlin Olson respectively), will weigh in on fashion, dieting and survival skills in addition to an array of other topics.

The advice would be all good and well – if these were characters worth taking advice from. For those who haven’t seen the show, this is a group of seriously underachieving adults who have crawled through sewers to get to a film screening, pushed a baby they found in a bin into the world of child stardom, and turned Paddy's – the pub they all own and work in – into a haven for underage drinkers.

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Who can't like a show featuring episodes named “Who Pooped The Bed?” and “Dennis Looks Like A Registered Sex Offender”? We've collated some of its best-worst advice:

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1 | On Relationships:
"Charlie, make a move. Just tell her you wanna bang her". – Mac

2 | On Health:
"Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach." – Mac

3 | On Pets:
"Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?" – Frank

4 | On Personal Hygiene:
"Mac, I'm gonna stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion." – Sweet Dee

5 | On Women:
"Isn't that amazing? You ask to see a woman's breasts on the street, you get slapped. You give her a free t-shirt and videotape it, and the clothes come right off." – Mac

6 | On Healthcare:
"Do not plug an open wound with trash." – Mac

7 | On Seduction:
"Wanna go get sweaty in the bathroom?" – Frank

8 | On Getting A Job:
Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?! – Charlie

9 | On Turning Negatives Into Positives:
"I'm not fat. I'm cultivating mass." – Mac

10 | "On Male Grooming:
"Well, that's gonna be a problem; I laser. It's like a turtle's shell down there." – Dennis

11 | On Conflict Resolution:
"I will eat your babies, bitch!" – Sweet Dee

'It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The 7 Secrets In Awakening the Highly Effective Four-Hour Giant, Today' will be released on 6th January 2015.

 

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