1 Lewandowski's Lob
Just when you thought Bayern's squad couldn't get much stronger, along comes Robert Lewandowski. Here's immediate proof of what the Pole is going to bring to the party.
2 Bale's 30-Yard Special
Gareth Bale clearly loves playing Inter Milan. A lazier writer might even call this run and shot 'vintage Bale'. Not us. La Liga - well El Clasico at least - is going to be ridiculous this season.
3 Rooney's Sidefoot Screamer
He might have been fairly dire in an England shirt (who wasn't?), but if this finish and fist pump celebration against Roma is anything to go by, Wazza could pick up where he left off last season for Man Utd.
4 Mata's Close-range Finish
In the same game, Juan Mata shows what Chelsea will still be missing. No wonder Louis Van Gaal wants to build his team around the miniature matador.
5 Pjanic's Halfway Line
Roma's Bosnian midfielder has apparently been practising NFL field goal-kicking and put it to ridiculously good use against Manchester United.
6 Ibra's Training Ground Stretch
God we love this man.
7 ...And Torres Misses From One Yard Out
Talking of picking up where he left off last year, and the year before, Fernando Torres's gypsy curse is showing no signs of being lifted anytime soon.