Johnny Depp has finally spoken about the dog apology video he recorded with wife Amber Heard.
At a press conference in London he said he was sorry for "not smuggling my dogs into England because it would have been a bad thing to do" mocking the video he shot after being cleared by Australian courts for flying in his Yorkshire terriers, Pistol and Boo, into Australia without going into quarantine first.
Australia has taken the mockery personally.
Oh dear. We await the next apology.