To celebrate the 45th anniversary of the Nike Cortez, one of the brand's most iconic trainer releases, Bella Hadid has decided to hop on a penny board and crouch perfectly still to promote a bunch of new seventies-inspired colourways.
Oh yeah that's right, you heard us: perfectly still. Don't mind us as we blow the lid off of Bella's baloney. We don't believe for a second that the Victoria's Secret Angel is tearing down the road on that penny board, and no amount of off-camera wind machines can change that.
Check out the deception below, and find yourself a pair of Cortez's from 1 June: