Sure, the world is on fire, but at least we can lean on a beautiful consistency: Hilarious news bloopers. After all, news can get messy, and there will always be newscasters who fuck up and say a curse word, or cows that lick a newscaster's chest—yes, that last one is a thing that really happened in March.
Please enjoy last month's most glorious news bloopers and let yourself laugh for a few minutes. Self-care in the form of other people's embarrassment.
(H/T News Be Funny Videos, Digg)