Truth is, sometimes we all need a Westeros refresher - and who better to deliver it than Samuel L. "Motherf**kin" Jackson?
"Loads of people", you're probably thinking. "He is by no means the most qualified person to give me a Game of Thrones revision session."
A fair point. But while George R.R. Martin would be better placed to school us on lore, he surely wouldn't have the same command of swear-heavy fury as our man Sam in his uncensored 'Beginner's Guide'.
In the space of 7-minutes, Jackson charges through the HBO TV epic's history. If you're averse to spoilers and swears, we suggest moving along.