This Tough-As-Nails Sky Sports Reporter Was The True Hero Of Transfer Deadline Day

​Harsh, but fair

It used to be that a roaming Sky Sports presenter's only job on transfer deadline day was to wear a sensible jacket and pronounce unrecognisable players' names correctly.

But now stadium concourses are cringe-laden warzones, littered with dildo-wielding saboteurs and opportunistic Vine 'stars' desperate to showcase their charmlessness to the world.

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But Sky's resident ruddy-faced hard bastard Charles Paterson isn't a fan of such nonsense – and when he found out that a hen-do was being hosted nearby, he knew that some strong-arm tactics were needed.

He wasn't ready for the first woman, who thankfully didn't sink a sex toy into his ear canal, opting instead for a harmless "WAAHAAAYYY!"

But then another smart alec stepped forward, and Patterson was straight into enforcer mode. Before the guy could even sputter out his half-chewed joke, he was being shoved away from the camera with authoritative ease.

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