These New Game Of Thrones Teasers Will Definitely Depress You

Winter is going to be brutal

Though we have no idea really what the hell is going to happen in Game of Thrones season six (other than Jon Snow's possible/not-possible return), we can at least guarantee one thing: The new season will have the writers killing and/or torturing our favorite characters in the most horrific ways. Thanks to these new teasers for Game of Thrones season six, we have a peek into just how miserably traumatic the upcoming episodes will be.

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Oh, you're a fan of the Lannister house? Here's the High Sparrow explaining how he's going to bring them down.

So you're on team Stark? Well here's everyone's favorite psychopath Ramsay Bolton declaring that "Winterfell is mine, come and see!"

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Maybe you're more rooting for Daenerys (and why wouldn't you? Dragons!). Too damn bad. Here's a random Dothraki to remind you that no one gets a happily ever after in this series: "You are nobody, the millionth of your name, Queen of Nothing."

Should be a joyful, not-at-all-traumatic season.

From US Esquire

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