Everyone knows hipsters love to Instagram their breakfasts – and they get bonus points if it's not served on a plate.

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Anyway, they've already destroyed beer, and kale, and coffee for everyone – let's face it, there's just no coming back from avocado lattes...

And speaking of avocados – these people have cruelly mutilated them in ways that can't even be spoken of – all while upping the price of pretty much everything...

But now, these skip-chasing food corrupters are trying way too hard to ruin the sanctity of the full English breakfast – and it needs to stop.

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Yep, a café in Cardiff has reached peak culinary hipster, deciding the only logical way to eat a fry-up in 2017 is from a jar – and every proud Brit should be laudably offended.

The café in question, Munchies, say that their cooked breakfasts in a jar are served until 5pm and are "more of a convenience thing so we can offer a proper cooked breakfast for takeaway" – but the nation isn't having it...

Taking to Twitter, one concerned person wrote: "That would get an unequivocal, 'I'm not f**king eating that!'" while someone else said: "That actually makes me feel nauseous. That lovely crisp hash brown adulterated and soggy."

Another added: "This looks like a see-through stomach."

Responding to Munchies' Instagram post, one local wrote: "Is this some sort of shite hipster wanker joke?!" while another simply replied: "Nope".

Not everyone's troubled by it, though...

But the best Instagram response goes to be the guy that branded the café "monsters" and described the cooked breakfast in a jar as "one of the many reasons humanity is failing".

Note to Munchies: Tell you what would be a great idea – treating the great British cooked breakfast with the respect it deserves... serving it in an appropriate manner, i.e on a plate, with a knife and fork and a cup of tea.

From: Digital Spy