Rejoice! You Can Swap Your Crap Christmas Presents For A Burger On Boxing Day

Blessed are we

Boxing Day is recognised as the time to sift through striped socks and enamelware vases wondering how people who supposedly love you could possible have got it so wrong.

But much like the three kings in the fabled nativity story, Burger King is here with the only gift you will need: a whopper. On 26 December you can take your unwanted tat into BK branches in London, Miami and Brazil and exchange it for a free flame-grilled number.

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You needn't even feel bad about getting rid of those gifts as they will be donated to charity. You'll feel warm and fuzzy inside and there's only a small chance it will be heartburn.

Note that according to a spokesperson, "The acceptability of item will be determined by Burger King Restaurant personnel in their sole discretion." So unwanted sex toys inadvisable.