After sparking widespread international discourse, the pineapple pizza debate - a debate for our times - has been reignited, after one takeaway refused a woman's order that featured the delicious tropical fruit as a topping.
Taking after the maverick president of Iceland, Guðni Th. Jóhannesson, one Arizona pizza shop decided that they'd rather lose out on cash before they indulged anyone's desire that for that sweet yellow nectar. Because if you lose your sense of integrity, then what is left?
What. Is. Left?
The tweet has since gone viral, causing the internet to either curse the unnamed shop's Orwellian topping censorship, or shower it with praise for its upkeep of purist values.
All we're going to say is, Woke president supreme Justin Trudeau is on the pro-pineapple side... the right side.
Whatever your stance is on the pineapple argument, we think it's safe to say that nothing can be worse than the person who decided that milk and pizza was a thing.
It is not a thing. It is not "Bomb af."