We've been thinking about this, no, agonising about this for months. Why, oh why, do M&M's only have the letter M on them? The answer may seem simple, but what if your name isn't Mike, or Majid, or Maud? what if it's Percy, or Tim?
Well, for those of us not lucky enough to be positioned smack bang in the centre of the universe, sorry, alphabet, My M&M's - a brand new company based in France - has come up with a genius solution, personalised M&M's.
Available in combinations of two colours (there are 12 super-unnatural tones from which to pick) and with room enough to fit two lines of eight characters per sweet, even those with the most rambling of double-barreled names can feel included in the pack.
We went for this month's signature Esquire colours, lime green and white, and as you'll see above, we used our 32 characters to great effect.
To order your own personalised M&M's simply visit www.mymms.co.uk. Prices start from £27.50 for a 300g delivery box.
Words by Teo van den Broeke