The Night Out

Forever Crazy

If your girlfriend doesn’t consider a night at a “gentleman’s” club a valid outlet of entertainment, sell her the idea that watching scantily-clad dancers shake their tail-feathers is of cultural importance at a lavish new cabaret.

The legendary Crazy Horse Paris has decamped to London’s Southbank for a three-month residency - Forever Crazy - to celebrate over sixty years of the most decadent, stylish and seductive cabaret in history.

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Having seen the 90 minute show for ourselves, you can expect a night made up of peek-a-boo eroticism, a dazzling light show that “dresses” the classically trained performers and an array of jaw-dropping costumes that are just small enough to warrant a lengthy inspection.

And if the Mrs has a problem with your over-eager eyes, tell her you are merely playing spot the difference as the dancers have been (in keeping with Crazy Horse tradition) deliberately chosen to be indistinguishable on stage in height, stature, and, yes, breast size.

Forever Crazy, Doon Street, South Bank,  SE1. Tickets from £35 visit forevercrazy.co.uk for more information

 

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