Don't Show Your Partner This Video Of A Smooth, Smooth Guy Cutting Up Steak

They will leave you for him

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Cutting up steak - pretty simple and dull, right? A mundane action performed on the charred flesh of an animal in order to make it suitable for mastication.

False!

After watching this video you realise that cutting up steak can be art, it can be beauty; atavistic craftsmanship... truth.

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We're not sure who this stylish man with a blade and a dream is, but from what we can tell he is Turkish and loves cows, the common man and doing ridiculously sincere impressions of alpha male movie characters.

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Thank you for this gift, oh mighty internet.

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