This Is Where The American Government Thinks Teenagers Hide Their Drugs

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The ever-effective 'Just Say No' drugs strategy has worked so well for governments it seems natural for their next foray in prevention to be pointing out all those super secret spots that teenagers are hiding their stashes in.

Last week the US Drug Enforcement Administration tweeted a link with instructions to help parents and teachers find the drugs where they are obviously hiding in plain sight. The link was for a page titled "Hiding Places" which contains some of the funniest and most ill-informed information possible.

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The slideshow includes hiding places that few would bother to use as they're so difficult and inconvenient not to mention the fact nobody in the 21st Century owns most of these items. Here's some of our favourites:

If Brad is still carrying around Huggsy the problems are likely worse than drugs

How small do the police think drugs are?

To be fair this is genius

Whilst the effort to keep children safe from drugs is commendable, perhaps the list could be updated with some actual items a child might have in their room in 2017? Last time we checked teddy bears and graphing calculators don't exactly blend into the background.

Try adding pockets to the list too.