An Instagram story surfaced this morning appearing to show Leonardo DiCaprio and Orlando Bloom kicking back at their Coachella crib after-sesh.
While you may have been expecting an ice luge of CÎROC vodka, arms weighed down with VVIP wristbands and swathes of Victoria's Secret angles, instead what we see is Leo is trying to get his man-bun styling cleared with Jack Nicholson on WhatsApp and Orlando is trying to remember where his shoes are.
Bloom probably isn't thrilled about the broadcast of his glazed stare into the distance, shirtless aside from a shell necklace and his shirt thrown over his shoulder - likely creased from fist-pumping with it to Martin Garrix.
The pair were seen strolling through the Neon Carnival at Coachella on Saturday afternoon, Bloom keeping it cool in a yellow Gucci t-shirt and both taking the if-I-wear-a-hood-nobody-can-see-I'm-famous privacy approach.
After what we can only assume is a monster day and night of strawberry Rekorderligs, the resultant image of the pair looking slightly more glazed proves that, at a festival, they're just like the rest of us.
A sea of Doritos can be seen: Cool Ranch Cool Original and Nacho Cheese, thanks for asking. Also in sight are around 24 hamburger buns, some almonds and Leo's infamous newsboy hat tossed onto the sofa for optimum nacho consumption. Some pals and some carbs, basically.
Of course, there's no way to confirm whether this is in fact Leo and Orlando or rather some bleary eyed bros who can't say no a bit of chip n dip. But here's hoping Bloom and DiCaprio wind down the party just like you and I.