This League Table Shows Which Area Of The UK Lasts Longest In Bed

And London is nowhere near the longest

David Brent

Looking for something to blame for how disappointing the length of your sex sessions are? Look no further, as a new survey suggests that where you live in the UK might have a real impact on how long you last in the bedroom.

The survey, conducted bizarrely by VoucherCodesPro, asked over 2,000 Britons in a relationship how long their average sex session was - with surprising results.

Wales came in bottom with just 4 minutes on the clock, and the West Midlands came out... on top, with an astonishing 1 hour 17 minutes. Which just goes to show there really is nothing to do in the West Midlands.

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Here are the full results:

  • West Midlands – 1 hour 17 minutes
  • East of England – 1 hour 8 minutes
  • South West – 1 hour 1 minute
  • North East – 58 minutes
  • Northern Ireland – 42 minutes
  • East Midlands –35 minutes
  • Yorkshire and the Humberside –26 minutes
  • Scotland – 18 minutes
  • London – 14 minutes
  • North West – 12 minutes
  • South East – 7 minutes
  • Wales – 4 minutes

According to the poll, 48% of Britons aren't satisfied with their sessions. The average answer to how many times a week people were intimate was three and 62% said they would like to be intimate more often. Well, you know where not to move.