So you think you've cracked Tinder? Found the angles that hide your coat of winter chub, edited down your bio to Hemingway-esque literary flair and developed a slight repetitive strain injury from all that swiping. You bloody lad.
Well turns out you were fucked from the off, as your name is seemingly the only thing that can win you approval in the Tinder age. This news comes as the company has revealed the most popular names for boys and girls.
And for women:
Even in your twenties your parents are still stopping you from getting laid. Brilliant.