Quelle Surprise: Paris Is Having Twice As Much Sex As London

And it is also the capital of group sex

Things the French are better than us at: food, football and fu- sexual intercourse. At least according to a new poll that has found Parisians have twice as many lovers as Londoners.

Citizens of the city of love have at least 19 partners in their lifetime, while the average in London is a mere 9.

Not only that, but the French capital is also apparently the swinging and group sex capital of the world, with more than a quarter of men and women living in the city having indulged in group sex and one in six have swapped partners at a swingers' club.

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The findings were the result of a survey by the Ifop polling institute that contrast the antics of the capital with the more humdrum habits of provincial life. The company questioned 2000 Parisians for an erotic website.

The only conclusion we can logically draw from this? Clearly that iall national stereotypes are irrefutably true. Now excuse us while we go and apologise to a stranger for no reason, and forget to brush our teeth.