Graham, Graham, Graham. Naive, indiscreet, deceitful Graham. You've really f****d it this time, because Linda found out. She found out and now she's embarrassing you all over town. And who can you blame?
You can only blame yourself, Graham - you nefarious swine. You can only blame yourself. This is your hubris, your razed arrogance. Your kingdom has fallen, Graham.
Doing the rounds on the internet today, it would appear that a certain someone called Graham has cheated on Linda, and Linda is very, very unhappy about it and so has decided to plaster some low-res Microsoft Paint posters around Warwick.
You didn't know what you were dealing with, Graham. And Now you've been Microsoft Paint shamed.
How does it feel? Bet it feels pretty bad.
Happy new year, Graham. We hope you have some spare keys and a good lawyer.