Australians Most Likely To Lie About Their Penis Size

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A new, and totally legit sounding, survey done by British dating site SaucyDates.com has found that Aussies are the most likely to fib about the length of their didgeridoo.

Researchers asked men to measure the length of their penis whilst erect and asked women from the same country how big their last partners penis was whilst hard. The survey found that Australians are most prone to exaggeration — the men surveyed claimed an average of 7.09 inches, while the women reported an average of 5.58 inches, a noticeable shortfall.

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Canadians were the most honest when it came to the size of their member, bloody Canadians, always such good guys. Canadian women reported that the average penis size of Canadian men was 6.95 inches. Only .11 inches smaller than the men's measurements. Noble stuff.

However, American men overdid it when it came to bragging, the survey reported an average penis size of 7.3 inches. American women in contrast reported an average of 6.64 inches.

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Not entirely surprising when the country is ruled by a man who literally said in reference to his penis, "I guarantee you there's no problem there."

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British men came in with an average of 6.89 inches, while British women reported the same length as American women (6.64 inches). A rare moment to feel slightly proud of being British.

So an important lesson to be learnt here: don't let your girlfriend measure your penis or she might grass you up in a budget dating survey.