18 Quotes To Make You Better At Relationships

Words of wisdom from people who've been there

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"Clear communication. Respect. A lot of laughter. And a lot of orgasms. That's what makes a marriage work."
– Dr Dre

"Women want that special time when it's just you and them one or two days a week. If you don't do that, your marriage is fucked."
– Ron Jeremy

"What's the secret to such a long and happy relationship? I don't know. Maybe because I work a lot."
– Roberto Mancini

"Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion."
– Rodney Dangerfield

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"The first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher, says to me; 'when you make love, you must be making love.'"
– Woody Harrelson

"When it's over for a woman, it's over. You're not getting an appeal."
– Jack Nicholson

"It's tremendously important how you get on with the other sex. Your life record on that is incredibly important. You never really think about any of your other achievements."
– Martin Amis

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"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
– Oscar Wilde

"Truth is, I'll never know all there is to know about you just as you will never know all there is to know about me. Humans are by nature too complicated to be understood fully. So, we can choose either to approach our fellow human beings with suspicion or to approach them with an open mind, a dash of optimism and a great deal of candour."
– Tom Hanks

"You should really get to know somebody, really be a friend. I mean, my wife is my closest friend. Sure, I'm attracted to her in every way possible, but that's not the answer- because I've been attracted to other people and I couldn't stand 'em after a while."
– Clint Eastwood

"With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves."
– Ozzy Osbourne

"Love goes unappreciated a lot of times, but you still gotta keep living it."
– Snoop Dogg

"Don't pretend to be anything that you're not."
– Ralph Finnes

"Marriage is like a barbecue. When you light a barbecue, it's very exciting to see the flames. That's lovely, but you have to wait until the flames have died down. Everything that you want from a barbecue happens on the hot embers. You can't cook on those flames."
– Howard Jacobson

"A good marriage is loving someone in a lot of different circumstances. Respect for them and their views and ideas and the life that they're leading with you. Shared values and interests. A good sense of humour. And a little volatility along the way."
– Ted Kennedy

"Men make the mistake of being too serious with women. Some men go out with a woman three times and think they own them. I just hoped they liked me enough to stick around."
– David Bailey


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