"Everyone knows who won, but not everyone knows how"
The Doctor Strange star insists he's "dust"
"I didn't really think twice about knives or acid"
Because it's all rather confusing
And how you can do it too (minus the claws)
Wrong height. Wrong ethnicity. Wrong sex
All the release dates up till 2020
Yeah, not buying it
They promised so much, but delivered so little.
For "miraculous", read "ludicrous"
Lost, wiped or never broadcast
Because why the hell not?
From Idris to George to Drake
RIPreposterous
Easy, right?
But that's not to say it's bad
The pair sang 'Comfortably Numb'