Does it make sense now?
Including Han Solo's funeral
Rian Johnson just out-nerded the nerds.
Sorry, Porgs
And why it had to be changed
And in the most gracious way possible.
You'd be forgiven if you missed it
"Episode 8 was a travesty"
The master speaks!
Yes, even the porgs are great
Or, two words of it has been, at least
"It's just unbearably sad"
But Episode 9 might not actually be the end of Rey
He makes a Force-ful argument
"She definitely saw that potential in him"
We might have just cracked who Snoke is talking to
"This is not going to go the way you think"
All you needed to do was ask
Yes, even the ending
We get to find out Rey's secret origin before the US