Leonardo DiCaprio is the master of absurdly lazy fashion. It's not that it's bad as much as it is fascinating, really. He wears baseball caps, heather gray T-shirts, and an absurd amount of cargo shorts. It's not a great look, but he's Leo. Somehow, he gets away with it. But this week, he took his IDGAF style to an entirely new level: Instead of an actual bag, he stored his essentials in a literal plastic bag.
Not, like, a chic plastic bag. No way. Just a bag that you might use to carry groceries or pick up after your dog. He tied it around his sweater (which was tied around his waist) and walked around like it was the most normal thing in the world. But this is not a good look—not even for Leo. There's a line between ironic fashion and just trash style. This is it.
Good news: It's not that hard to find a bag better than this. Almost any bag will do. Here six of our favorite alternatives.
Herschel Tour Hip Pack
SHOP: £50, herschel.com
Want Les Essentiels O'Hare Tote Bag
SHOP: £185, mrporter.com
Givenchy Mini Messenger Bag
SHOP: £395, farfetch.com
Bally Small Over-the-Shoulder Bag
SHOP: £708, farfetch.com
Gucci Printed Drawstring Backpack
SHOP: £640, mrporter.com