Forget, if you would be so kind, that Usain Bolt is in Melbourne, which is in Australia, which is in the southern hemisphere and is thus just beginning its summer, because then the entire argument for this article is null and void... and we don't want that. We don't want that at all.

Instead, focus on the world's fastest, suavest, and most chilled out man wearing warm weather tailoring better than anyone we saw during our feeble, meek and frankly contemptible excuse for a British summer.

Here mortals, is Usain Bolt in all his light-suited, gold-watched and effortlessly-attired glory.

Hover over the links below to learn a thing or three.

And here are some more photos of Bolt frolicking carefree in the Australian sun. Keep living that life Usain.

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We <3 Usain.