Johnny Depp Has Just Made A Classic Teenage Boy Style Mistake

Why... why did you pack the guitar, Johnny?

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A walking, talking, fedora-wearing cautionary tale, Johnny Depp has been making more than a few deeply dodgy decisions as of late – but this airport appearance is something else.

And we have some questions...

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Firstly, it's important to remember that this is Johnny Depp and that he's had the whole rockn'n'roll aesthetic with the rings and the headscarfs and the eyeliner going for a few years now... it's his thing. But the above is what happens when you dive so deep into your own sense of costume - so, so deep - that you start to carry around acoustic guitars in airports.

Which is where the questions come in.

1. Why are you carrying around an acoustic guitar in an airport, Johnny?

2. Do you play the guitar on the plane, Johnny Depp? Do you grab an assistant and make them sit two feet from you, stunned and unblinking as you have "just have a lil' strum"...? Do you?

3. Why do you do that, Johnny?

4. How many times a day do you play Wonderwall, Johnny?

5. Where did you get your jeans and boots from, Jonny, because they're actually pretty nice.

Anyway, let this be a warning against the subtle line that borders a look and a fancy dress outfit. If leather biker jackets, skinny jeans and hats are your thing, then great... but pack the guitar next time, okay?

No one, even Johnny Depp, can pull that one off.