The Apprentice

AKA How Not To Wear a Suit

The Apprentice has always worked as office behaviour anti-inspiration, but this season takes the keynote address. And it's not their slogans we're talking about, it's the suits. 

When did it all get so shiny? Looking at the candidates feels like looking at what would happen if Mr Sheen did suits. And everyone's guilty. From the part-time wrestler (who clearly shaves shapes into his body hair) to the man who thought everyone was too lazy to pick up a sponge, they're all at it.

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We're amazed prospective investors weren't blinded from their task of investing in products that will never be made.

In an ideal world we'd have carried out an intervention in an effort to tell them that a suit doesn't have to look like it's been through a BP disaster. Unfortunately, the show's filmed in advance. So we'll just suffer in silence.

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