Wooden USB sticks and other crazy Dutch designs

We've been fans of Dutch design studio OOOMS (three Os - count 'em) since their memory stick "stick", but the creativity - some would say, pointlessness - of their designs never ceases to tickle us.

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From the porcelain dildo complete with Vermeer-inspired Delftblue milkmaid painting (yet to make it into our "What She Wants" pages, but give us time), to their gold-plated staples that will brighten up any lapel, in an expensive, cruel-office-prank kind of way.

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Our new favourite, though, is their Roadkill Carpet. It's a classic grey, 100% wool, with a delightful squashed fox in a pool of blood woven into the corner. Available this spring