Morten Gamst Pedersen's laughable impression of Willem Dafoe in Platoon at the weekend was a good enough excuse for us to construct our five favourite moments in 'simulation'.
1 Morten Gamst Pederson - Arsenal v Blackburn
The 'I might as well go down on the off-chance as I'm not going to reach the ball' approach. Optimistic.
2 Rivaldo - Brazil v Turkey
The classic 'go down clutching your face despite being hit in the knee routine'. Ground-breaking.
3 Unknown player - Juniors v Americas
How to win a penalty despite being four feet from the nearest defender. Seminal.
4 Alberto Gilardino - Celtic v Milan
It could have been a great team goal but just in the nick of time Gilardino's intincts kicked in and down he went like a sniper victim. Reassuring.
5 Greg Louganis - 1988 Olympic Games