Francophile or Francofail?

We're not ashamed to admit it, but here at Esquire we've got a massive man-crush on our November 2010 cover star, James Franco.

What’s not to admire about the actor-come-director-come-producer-come-screenwriter-come-author-come-painter-come-student-come-style icon? Well, according to The Daily, the world’s first iPad-only news app, there are still a few things even The Franco can’t do.

Yes, he's a UCLA graduate, but as The Daily points out he can’t perform oral surgery. That would require him to pass a multiple-choice standardized test, attend a dental school for a minimum of four years and complete a residency.

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Neither can Franco bear a child (he’s not a woman), become prime minister of Canada (he’s not Canadian) or sneeze with his eyes open (its physically impossible). Of course, none of this will stop him from co-hosting the Academy Awards, with Anne Hathaway later this month.

www.thedaily.com

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