Why Is Jared Leto Wearing A Tie-Dyed Onesie In The Desert?

A highly unscientific investigation, involving an empty beer bottle

 

Onesie with the universe #deserteagle #woosahhhh #wolfmoon #tiedyesoldier

A photo posted by JARED LETO (@jaredleto) on

 

Jared Leto: Sometimes he looks like Fabio going to Coachella. Sometimes he thinks he's a deranged clown. Other times he looks pretty normal, and really quite cool. Most famously, though, he acts and makes below-average alternative rock. So here's our latest version of Leto, in which he's wearing a tie-dyed onesie in the desert while standing over what looks to be an empty beer bottle. He provides no explanation other than a delicious pun: "Onesie with the universe #deserteagle #woosahhhh #wolfmoon #tiedyesoldier."

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Maybe he just did it for the 'gram. But we prefer these other possible explanations:

- Hoping to regain his sanity after going full Jared Leto in Suicide Squad, Jared Leto went on a vision quest and did a bunch of peyote.

- His band abandoned him in the middle of the desert after he hit a bad note in a live rendition of 2005's "The Kill."

- After a night of heavy Old English consumption, Leto wandered off unattended. He woke up in the desert with a tie-dyed onesie and a bottle filled with urine.

- He was reenacting the hot-pepper trip from The Simpsons.

From US Esquire

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