The battle of the velvet-suit-with-floral-print-shirt. Sure, Blasberg, fashion's man-about-town, comes out comfortably on top – but Friend isn't doing terribly for a 17-year-old. (Y'know, sans that ankle bracelet.)
Christ. Where do we begin? Do we start with the world’s most ill-fitted jumper – saggy yet somehow tight? Perhaps the random keys-as-accessories? Or what about the mesmerising diamond of shirt collar buttons? This has pretty much ruined our week.