Back in the old days, people tuned into the Oscars for the excitement, the glamour and the deep appreciation of cinematic brilliance.
But this is the internet age, Granddad! And in place of reverent awe, we have a hundred million people trying to their best to take the p*** out of every second of the Academy Awards on Twitter.
Which is why we're round up the funniest attempts from the biggest evening in social media snark.
