The Rolling Stones once sang, "If you start me up, I'll never stop." That was in 1981. It should come as no surprise that, in this particular song, the lads are talking about sex! They have a lot of it, and they would go on to have all the sex for a long time. Now, 37 years later, we know that they were absolutely not fucking around. It's 2018, and the Rolling Stones are still getting at it in their advanced ages. Good for them!
In December, in fact, 73-year-old Mick Jagger welcomed his eighth child. Mazel tov, you crazy kids!
One person who wasn't particularly impressed with Jagger's fertility is Keith Richards, who called his bandmate a "randy old bastard" in a new interview with the Wall Street Journal.
“It’s time for the snip—you can’t be a father at that age," Richards said. "Those poor kids!”
But, before things got too out of hand, avid social media user Richards was quick to apologise via Twitter.
Of course, these two have been through a lot worse together.
Matt Miller is a Brooklyn-based culture/lifestyle writer and music critic whose work has appeared in Esquire, Forbes, The Denver Post, and documentaries.
