Christmas, a time for fun, festivities, the ever-looming risk of gout, terse fireside conversations with your family and new Instagram model girlfriends.
Ok, maybe you need to be Leonardo DiCaprio for the last one to be true.
In what seems like a monthly announcement, the latest inclusion in Leo's ever-shifting love life is, according to The Cut at least, 20-year-old Argentinian model Camila Morrone, with the pair photographed leaving Morrone's LA home last Saturday morning.
Rumour has it that the pair met at Art Basel, that sun-drenched, ego-driven annual Miami mecca of posturing and "art" selling, as both Morrone and Leo were in attendance at the same dinner.
They'll be cruising through NYC in cargo shorts and matching Citi Bikes any day now we imagine.
Love. What a wonderful thing.
