As the man who ejector-seated Timothée Chalamet's poor little heart in Call Me By Your Name, we've come to know Armie Hammer as the sort of sensitive chap who could captivate your significant other with a single, wistful glance and an ambiguous, unsolicited WhatsApp message.
Well, no longer. Hammer, perhaps keen to shed the lovelorn credentials, has done the same thing with his hair. All off. This isn't poetry-reading Hammer. This is a Hammer who stands in the pub smoking area with an everlasting pint, unafraid of the December weather, ready to hand out a smacked mouth to anyone who gets 'a bit wide'.
Better yet, it looks great. As a step back from 2018's homogenous, short-back-and-sides-with-a-slight-quiff combo (come on, admit it: you're bored of it too), the 32-year-old has opted for the same grade all over. Which means no styling in the morning, and a way to get all edgy and cool without breaking and entering.
So as you mould your locks into the same cut as everybody else, just think: 2019 may well be the time for a buzzcut. He's Armie Hammer, and he approves this message.
